What? I won Time Magazine's Person of the Year?

Thank you, thank you I mean this was completely shocking to me that I just won Time Magazine's Person of the Year award.

I didn't even know I was nominated.

Umm WHOOO! Well let me thank my wife, my entire family, all five people who read my blog YOU GUYS ROCK!

To the people that I beat out, James Baker your committee may have changed the course of the war in Iraq and all, but you ain't the best Baker out there so IN DA FACE!

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad well he may just have a conference about how you Time never existed so he'll get over it

Finally, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, you may have a nuclear bomb, but you just got the bomb dropped on you bitch! Suck this warhead!

What?

What do you mean I wasn't the only one to win the award?

You mean I have to share it with that crazy Lonely Girl, A Ninja, OK GO (Well that was a kick as video, Mentos guys and every other blogger?

Well you know what I have to say about that Time You can take your award and cram it up your cram hole! I don't need this! I thought we had something special Time and then you go whorin' around with everyone one else!

Get out Time! Get out! Don't come back EVER EVER EVER!

Unless you want to come back in for break up sex?